“I love it when you can still smell your boyfriends colon on you” 

Sounds like one freaky ass night.

“I love it when you can still smell your boyfriends colon on you”

Sounds like one freaky ass night.

What YouTube thinks is being said in my short film.

  • Me:

    Copy/pasted directly from the youtube auto-caption program:

  • 00.52:

    morality or tried

  • 00.59:

    so this is where frisking buyer

  • 01.15:

    mister packed

  • 01.47:

    was that a big there's you should just try to some cameras

  • 02.30:

    women's month movement

  • 02.40:

    you would not confirm louise

  • 03.48:

    prisoner

  • 04.06:

    the breeder

  • 04.07:

    much bit with automatic cat

  • 05.22:

    slightly stoopid

  • 06.28:

    it was steamed ok nothing like that

  • 06.38:

    acting you're the one issue want receipt with your turkey

  • 07.51:

    indecent stick

  • Me:

    And the Academy Award for best screenwriting goes to....

So…I put in some cash and buy one drink and look what popped out of the machine. #eventhemachinesarecelebrating #thisisagreatdayforall

New Yorkers react to Sandy.

More like…Hurricane “Handy”

kekekekekekeke

I’m addicted to Chipotle.

Which is fine…

except that my wallet’s crying tears.

Mmm…the sweat and tears of the proletariat sure does quench my thirst.